Publisher's Synopsis
ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, ANYHOW! You have the power to work out at the speed of might with the StangoBango GYROCISOR! As earthlings look collectively skyward for some path toward new galactic quests and ventures, the GYROCISOR has arrived with this celestial promise; whether landing on the Moon or streaking beyond the distant asteroid belt to visit planet Jupiter, The GYROCISOR will fulfill any space traveler's fitness needs. But most importantly, the GYROCISOR works great on planet Earth, either atop Yosemite's El Capitan or down by the Jersey shore. That why anywhere or anytime, be it the dark side of a distant Moon or even on that bloody planet, Mars, you can work out at the speed of might. And as as far as anyone knows it will even do wonders on Uranus, too! Basically, there are two components to the GYROCISOR exercise. There's the "Power Shuttle" or the hardware. And then there is the software or the GYROCISOR "SuperStroke" maneuver.
