Publisher's Synopsis
Hell Just Got a Reboot What would happen in Hell if the damned were dropped in the middle of a dying belief system, and there was nothing to replace it? The Firingee's Pit is a response to this question. Guaranteed to blow the doors off evangelicals and secularists alike. Felix Titus Zabidos, petty thief, leg breaker, and committed anti-hero, wakes on a staircase, after a fatal disagreement, and enters a modern Dark Wood: Hell's lobby. Faced with a rebellion in Hell; with the old beliefs thrown into question; Classical gods wandering the Pit (without purpose or control); Dis (Hell's capital) a bureaucratic nightmare barely holding on to power as they are being challenged by the shadowy King of Hell (from the Ninth Circle); the Gluttons turned into morbidly Obese KKK feeding machines voiding their victims over the sodden swamp of the Third Circle; the Whirl Wind of Lovers, in the Second Circle, run by a Wiccan High Priest, and the Underworld going to 'Hell in a hand-basket' and you've only begun to understand the new normal for the damned in this twisted, demented reality. Oh, shouldn't forget, bring a sop for the ferryman! Airsick bags an optional extra for this festival of subversive literary horror. And about Felix? He's looking for the door...
