Publisher's Synopsis
This Festivus Haggadah is a Venn-diagram tribute, homage, comedic fusion of Festivus, Passover, and Seinfeld, and something you can enjoy around the Festivus or Passover table.The Festivus Haggadah wants to help the nascent Festivus holiday to step over the threshold into mainstream popularity. This manuscript is intended to carry that power.This Festivus Haggadah uses the classic haggadah as its template, and fuses as much of the Seinfeld canon-and particularly, the curious details of the Festivus holiday-as possible into it. It's a tribute, an homage, a comedic fusion, and something you can enjoy around the Festivus or Passover table. Two holidays, for the low price of one.Frank is the one we thank, One Kid One Kid is One Pilot One Pilot, Ovaltine is what we drink, we Pour Out Our Wrath all over Newman, and Who Knows Nothing? We do. And "Giddyup" is what we say to all of this.
