Publisher's Synopsis
The Bowling Green Massacre: What We Don't And What We Do Not Know.This book is not for the faint-hearted. It is almost a really fake story about a really fake event, created by some really fake people. I hope you will buy it so I can go buy a really fake Rolex to look more important than I really am. Please help. I mean please. I write for food.Any similarity to any other writings is coincidental, or was written by my speech writer. All the funny parts were mine though. And they are funny. Bigly. There's more humor in this book than Jimmy Fallon, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, Seth Myers, Conan O'Brien and all those other losers combined PERIOD.
