Publisher's Synopsis
Adventure and comedy collide like a MQ-9 Reaper drone and a clown car in this edge-of-your seat thriller that makes Jason Bourne and Jack Reacher look like a pair of poodle ovaries.
Plus the poodle is in menopause.
This hilarious parody of bestselling page-turners your dad reads on the toilet finds hero maverick Theo Sultan -- an ex-sharpshooter and former Navy SEAL lawyer -- battling his greatest foe yet: a foreign business man who wants to rid the world of true American mavericks... forever.
It's the week before Father's Day, and one-by-one, the nation's greatest dads have been mysteriously kidnapped. With the help of a sassy girl-hacker and support from a high-ranking military official, hero Theo Sultan -- a patriot who plays by his own rules -- embarks on an unclassified mission where everything is as it doesn't seem. A mission that may reveal the location of his own estranged father, a no-good deadbeat who abandoned Sultan and his mom at a young age.
From Langely to Rio to Switzerland to even off-the-Grid, this seasoned maverick is in a race against time to stop a diabolical (and did we mention foreign) mad man from unleashing his evil plot. Can Sultan battle his way to victory and take down all the dirty politicians, secret occultists, and family demons that stand in his way?
Only a trip into The D.A.D.D.Y Complex will reveal the truth...
(But yes, the hero this franchise is named after has a good chance of succeeding.)
