Publisher's Synopsis
"Mr Coren is not just a funny writer but a comic genius." OBSERVER Once again Alan Coren peers from the window of his Cricklewood attic on the passing show below, capturing, in his matchless comic fashion, the lunacies of a millennium even dottier than the last. Woven between these pages is the fateful day when Ann Widdecombe fell for Uri Geller and the fateful night the Corens got into bed with the Blairs. Coren explores the prehistoric landscape of Homo Cricklewood and the glitzy resort of Cricklewood-sur-Mer, stumbling across flying sheep and a talking cat along the way. Stitched with the dazzling nimbleness of life's most hilarious embroiderer is the CRICKLEWOOD TAPESTRY.