Publisher's Synopsis
What if a girl furrows some Catholic brows in her attempt to become the first girl to serve Mass, in archaic 1972? What if she also works at a country fair for an ex-con named Turtle and takes her parents' car around the block, hitting three parked cars and a truck, all before her fourteenth birthday? What if that girl grows up so addicted to both fun and its by-product, trouble, that she becomes an expert at both? "DC Stanfa mines her humour from life's small events. Her comic style is the perfect complement to her guileless tales, populated by the innocent, the optimistic and the sweet." (Bill Fitzhugh, author of Cross Dressing, Fender Benders and Heart Seizure, and recipient of the Left Coast Crime Award: Funniest Novel)
