Publisher's Synopsis
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy meets Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure in this spaced-out journey across the stars.
When an alien named Zinka drops into Thaddeus Kinglsey's life, he finally gets the adventure he's been waiting for. Thad jumps at the chance to do something extraordinary and begins an adventure he will never forget. Unfortunately, meeting Zinka has some unintended consequences.
With the Earth a smoldering cloud of debris thanks to a galactic dictator, Derask, Thad and Zinka begin a quest across the galaxy to put an end to his tyranny. This dynamic twosome recruits a colorful cast of characters to their cause: Tik, a mighty Tauran with a penchant for mind altering substances, Pangaea, a sarcastic humanoid who is more then she seems, Danny, the only other Earthling left who happens to be a dreadlocked pot dealer, Leonidas, a lovesick Voltan hero, and Preet, the shapeshifting Queen of the Mercenaries. But they need more than a gang of friends to defeat Derask. They need ships, and lots of them.
Can this oddball team find a way to take down the galaxy's most powerful dictator? Does 'winging it' ever really work? Can you find love on a planet full of mercenaries? These questions and more are answered in this whimsical romp across the Milky Way.
"This hilarious dark comedy and sci-fi parody is brilliantly executed." - Anthony Avina
"If you're looking for some hard scifi space opera, look elsewhere. If you're looking for an outrageous adventure full of weird characters, then buy this book." - Eric S,
"Recommended for fans of weed with a humorously cynical view of the universe (the whole universe) and who like to relax (and I mean really relax) with a good book." - Gordon A. Long
