Publisher's Synopsis
Alexander: My half brother is 6'3
Daniel: Christ, imagine if he were a full brother
If you are looking for a book that makes you cringe, laugh, and unbelievably shake your head, this 's it!
Smartphones have eternally changed our lives. At the speed of light, we can now text, and our phones can even guess what we intend to say. Or can they? Everyone's text crashes, and fortunately, we can now shoot these autocorrect wisdom pearls!
Sometimes you're the one who sent a text fail, and now you're praying to God that you don't end up in one of these collections. But we're not discriminating! Here you'll find the epic text, and the autocorrect failed sent by everybody, from tech-challenged parents, confused boyfriends and girlfriends, and unsuspecting colleagues! No one here is secure (and they're all laughing)! Here's what's inside:
- Inability of a parent to make you want to weep and laugh at the same
- Autocorrect fails: it's DEFINITELY NOT what I intended.
- All those misguided texts fail that was meant for someone else
- More than 100 pages of pure, unadulterated text fall fun!
- A text message sent under the influence of alcohol
- A smart technique text that will get you a date
- Sarcastic text messages
- Funny savaged text messages
Creating and delivering a funny joke is an innate ability humans have, although some chose not to explore those natural skills. A good joke can be created by just telling an honest story about your life. As the cliché goes, "be yourself." Don't be scared of making yourself fun sometimes. Life wasn't made to annoy people. Only sit quietly and let your mind flow. Start taking a conversation with friends and begin to speak. You'll be surprised; the jokes will only roll out of your mouth.
At the end of the book, you too will be able to answer this way:
"Mery: what's your name?
Max: fine thanks!"
If you're looking to spend hours and hours laughing like never before, get your copy right now!
It's a book you should share with your friends and family to have some fun together.
