Publisher's Synopsis
Hi - my name is Steve.
I live alone, have massive debt (thanks to student loans), and as you can probably see, am a unicorn. Don't get too excited though - I can't fart rainbows and sure as hell won't go to your kid's birthday party.
Despite what you may see on the internet, not all unicorns are cute and sparkly...sorry to ruin the fantasy. We are pretty average, to be honest. Although having a horn does make us superior to horses, it can have it's drawbacks: the expectations, people wanting selfies with you..unintentionally popping things.
So there you have it. My life.
Oh, and one more thing. I realize I'm no artist, but I've decided to share some of my self-portraits in a one-of-a-kind unicorn coloring book.
A small part of me still holds on to hope that you'll be inclined to buy my coloring book, whether you're driven by genuine interest or by pity; it's all the same to me.
- Steve the unicorn
