Publisher's Synopsis
If you think sunbathing is just an outdoor nap, Tansmania will have you laughing at just how complicated relaxation can be. While you're laughing you'll learn to:
- Calibrate your precise position relative to the su
- Interpret your real Sun Sign
- Analyze the symptoms of advanced Tans-maniacs
- Along with hilarious-but true!-tips on skin and hair care, choosing a swimsuit, beach etiquette, and so much other stuff that you won't even notice those grains of beach sand creeping into your butt crack.
"If laughter is the best medicine, you are about to overdose."-Dr. Alison Alaback, DVM, LAPD, SOS
"By far the funniest book about tanning I've ever read."-Everyone who's read this book
About the Author:
Over years of research at pools, lakes, beaches, and comedy clubs, Cindy Hoyt has explored every aspect of sun worship-from its 5000-year history to the latest tanning tech to the 26 most entertaining activities you can perform lying on your back. She only comes indoors to host her classic rock radio program and write for (and act in) a popular sketch comedy show.
