Publisher's Synopsis
This collection of essays will carry you to another place, another time.
You will sail The Juneberry Raft, while trying not to be boring.
You will meet The Consecrated Dog.
Aunt Mildred and the Travelling Door-to-Door Algebra Salesman may take you to a moment of Churn Pickles and Why Celery.
You may feel the rustle of a baby green water turtle nestling in your shirt pocket while you save him from a world of sin.
You will enjoy a lipsticky aunt and another aunt who closed down the post office.
And you will read about the Muddy Creek That Drank Tommie Jean Wilkins, one hot summer day.
This will not be a boring book!
