Publisher's Synopsis
Stress-Relieving Sweary Coloring Book Get FREE BONUS pages at www.fckyeahcoloring.com and preview the book!
Do you have an annoyingly loud neighbor? Coworkers who don't know their shit? Or a boss you really want to stick your middle finger to?
Let it all out with this wonderful sweary coloring book! Designed for your swearing relaxation, this coloring book is filled with gross sayings such as "You Little Fucker" and "Fuck OFF you whiny shit."
These naughty words are surrounded by beautiful flowers and fairies for hilarious contrast.
Grab Your Copy Now to Blow Off Steam and Restore Your Peace of Mind Immediately! Here's what you're going to get from this unbelievable book:
- 25 sweary sayings perfect for your boss...or someone else!
- Carefully prepared by 2 Professional Art Studios!
- Printed and Published by Amazon and its printing house!
- Special, one-time promotion price: ONLY $7.38 instead of $14.99!
- Includes Free Bonus Pages inside: www.fckyeahcoloring.com
Here are the sweary sayings in this badass swearing book:
- What the Fuck!
- Do I look like I give a FUCK?
- Kiss my sweaty balls, you fat fuck.
- I said you were an ASSHAT not an ASSET.
- Come the fuck in or fuck the fuck off.
- Grow up. Be a unicorn. Stab people with your head.
- Fuck OFF you whiny shit.
- I'd rather be impressive than honest.
- People change, now I'm a dragon.
- Silence is the best reply to a fucking fool.
- You're a fucking pain in the ass.
- I don't give a fuck...
- Good talk, ye olde cunt.
- Live fast, die young.
- Bullshit
- Fuckwit
- Fuck this Shit!
- I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Cock Swab
- Dickbag
- Bah Fucking Humbug...
- Lil' Slut
- Bitch
- Fuck Love
- You little Fucker
Every page is designed to help you relax, contrasting disgusting swears and sayings with a beautiful menagerie of sweet animals, fairies and flowers.
Simply choose your favorite coloring tools and start with the illustration that moves you! Order Now to begin your sweary journey!
