Publisher's Synopsis
Hello. I'm Oliver Tate, the protagonist.
My ambitions are as follows:
(1) To find out why my father sometimes stays in bed for days at a time.
(2) To find out why my mother's getting surfing lessons-and probably more-from a hippy-looking twonk.
(3) To lose my virginity before it becomes legal-in just over a year.
There are other, lesser characters in the book: Jordana, my love interest; Zoe, whose only real school friend is a dinner lady; and Chips, an outstanding bully. This book might not change my life. But there is no telling how you will react.
