Publisher's Synopsis
A Street Philosopher's Wisdom Unveiled
Brace yourself for an electrifying journey through the unfiltered psyche of Jimi Homeless! This self-described "book of wisdom" is a rebellious manifesto packed to the rafters with unconventional insights, gut-busting humor, and mind-bending revelations from a life lived on the fringes of society. Make no mistake; this ain't your grandma's cup of tea; this is a shot of rot-gut whiskey chased with a lightning bolt! In a world where conformity reigns supreme, Jimi Homeless is here to tear down the walls that bind you, flip the bird at convention, and slap some harsh reality into your mundane existence. With a memory fuzzier than a sewer rat's backside, Homeless serves up his unadulterated truth with a warm can of Budweiser and a whiff of inhalants. It's a wild ride through the untamed, gritty, and grimy streets of Skid Row, USA, to the cosmic depths that inspired The Jimi Homeless Experience's classic rock songs of the 1990s. Don't miss your chance to own a piece of literary anarchy and experience the world through the crazed and darting eyes of America's last true renegade. Jimi Homeless' "STREET SMARTS" is your passport to a realm where rules are meant not just to be broken but shattered and scattered to the wind, and true enlightenment comes from a twisted troubadour unleashing a badass riff on a one-string electric guitar! In this volume, Jimi speaks on many topics and touches on numerous hot-button issues. Divided politics:"It takes a left-wing and a right-wing to fly this sucker straight into a mountain." Activism:
"There is power in numbers, everywhere except on skid row." Religion:
"Jesus Christ could walk on water but Jimi Homeless can swim through raw sewage!" Wealth inequality:
"The greatest barrier to wealth is the bullet-proof glass that surrounds bank tellers." Criminal justice:
"I've gotten more time in jail for sleeping on the sidewalk than most rich kids get for rape and murder." Drug addiction:
"More than 30 years of brain cell destroying drug abuse, and I can still outsmart you." And much, much more!
