Speed Bump Charlie's ABC

Speed Bump Charlie's ABC is not for the faint hearted. You should only read this story if you're really brave. I mean really really brave. Are you brave enough to save your granny from a burning building? Are you brave enough to eat a worm? A live one?!! Speed Bump Charlie is the evil genius in the Astro's Adventures series of children's books. He got sick and tired of all the nicey, nicey stuff and decided to write his own ABC book for kiddies. If nothing else it is sickening and yucky but I'm sure your child will enjoy it. Well, I think they will. I mean they will if they like worms, rancid putrid bogs and generally things that slither and slop across the floor. This is a poem and was written to be read out loud. This not only makes it sound better but will have much more impact at scaring children half to death! So, enjoy... If you dare...