Publisher's Synopsis
If you ever find yourself awoken by a phone you didn't know you had, coming from a room you didn't even know existed, whatever you do ... don't answer that phone! If only someone had told that to Joe. Because for the failed author, still finding consolation at the bottom of a bottle due to his recent divorce, answering that phone changed everything in ways he was definitely not expecting. Because what was going to happen next was far weirder than anything he'd ever thought of writing.
