Publisher's Synopsis
Fans worship the professional athletes and the professional athletes worship the fans' money. It's a match made in Heaven- The Cult of Sports. By the time you get him, he's so thoroughly indoctrinated that you can't "de-program" him. Sneak behind the big-screen shrine to cut the cable and he has backup. That's what sports bars are for- like churches with Happy Hour! Is there anyone who hasn't been assimilated into the collective? Yes, and they are heard from in Score Bored: A Sports Widow's Companion & Journal. This book's noteworthy pages are peppered with funny and thought-provoking quotes from people like Robin Williams, Rita Rudner, Russell Baker and Erma Bombeck. Keep track of your life -or lack thereof- and should the time ever come, remember that Score Bored: A Sports Widow's Companion & Journal is admissible in court.
