Publisher's Synopsis
This book, this book is great. It's about love and hate. It's about our lives, our faith and our struggle to survive. It will make you laugh and cry at the same time, what was he thinking? I could describe the taste of orange juice for 100 years but you'd never know unless you gave it a taste. This book is good. It's over the top and under a hill. It will warm your heart and give you a chill, excuse me a second while I take my pills. It's about time and the space between my ears. I have written three other books. My books are all doing quite well. I'm thinking of a room addition in my son-in-law's backyard. This book is up and down. It is silly and it is serious. It's about the past, future and how the hell did I end up in this condition? Buzzards circle above, I 'm not a young man but I'm not yet dead. If you're a psychic, please don't tell me when. This book is ahead of its time. The author is past his prime. This book, this book I took to the local TV station and showed them all my stuff. Now, I'll be on the six o'clock news. Helicopters, squad cars are everywhere. They hope to catch me by noon. So, if you see this book in a landfill, dust it off and give it a read, google me or drop me a line. I'll be sitting in front of the TV watching my fifteen minutes go by.
