Publisher's Synopsis
One of my doctors said that I should distribute a copy of my book before I go on a first date again. Basically this my a glorified personal add. Reprobate Philosophy is an entry-level introduction for the mind of Benjamin Northcott Heintzman. This is the official guide to me, a customized instruction manual. I assure you every fault will be due solely to user error. Do you need a lesson to drive certain exotic automobiles, you don't just hop in that bad boy. All kidding aside; I would never expect anyone to remember all of this. I ask that you only take what you need, or what you want, or anything that you could possibly use. Only read me if you can afford a lingering longer than a whim...
