Publisher's Synopsis
Set far too many years afterBurn of the Deadeye, this stunningly bad, action-strapped adventure ships us back to the world of Incest Playa Orgasma, Ham Salad, Mattie the Nookie, Seized Throw-Up, UFVD2?, Lute Litesabre, and trappist monk Admiral Ack-Ack, while introducing a whole host (because half a host is just a ho) of exciting new characters, including Stray, who is having a ball with OCD the new druid, Flipper, the Scorn Trupp, Captain Plasma-Rifle, and Hilo Mudi, son of Salad, leader of the Knights Who Say "Re" and who works for his boss Tokeman, this trilogy's flavor for evil overlord. Darpa Caper may have been redeemed at your local World-Mart for purchase price since he fell apart, but even when the entire evil empire has been totally trashed, it can still rise from the trashes and launch a brand new fleet and a massive army in only two decades, without anybody noticing, let alone caring. Is it too late to stop yet another mortal disaster (from the Latin for 'death star'!) taking place in less than a trilogy? Yes! So return to that franchise not as far away as you'd like it to be, and prepare once again to empty your wallet for precisely the same things you already emptied it for twice before as we tell the exact same story you already heard in a theater many years away! See what happens when The Parody Awakens! (Like you don't know already!) Where else can you get the entire trilogy in one book? Not here, that's for sure!"
