Publisher's Synopsis
"It's going to take more than a few crackers to balance the monotony of mindless repetition in the life of the Shakespeare-reciting parrot, Pauline. One day, in the midst of a ship-looting-gone-wrong, she flies away to pursue an acting career. After all, a life surrounded by pirates can ruffle anyone's feathers. However, when the pirates discover that Polly has run away, they decide to change their scoundral ways, which leads them to Aargaholics Anonymous. The reforming pirates overcome 30 days in the program, and, on the last day, they are awarded a free cruise. All is smooth sailing until a collision with another ship begs the question: what, really, are the true treasures in life? Polly Wants a Curtain Call is as engaging as it is funny and incorporates a hilarious cast of characters to keep you smiling all the way home.".