Publisher's Synopsis
Mix one part Mermaid-one part Genie. Throw in an intoxicated God of the Sea and a few smack-talking Pirates. What have you got?
Pandemonium.
Petunia's Pandemonium to be more accurate.
Letting the ocean current take me where it may for the last twenty-five years hasn't worked out so great. So, instead of getting my tail in a knot, I'm making some swimmingly simple changes.
-Stay on Mystical Isle with my cousins who love me.
-Avenge my parents and eliminate the sea monster who's wreaking havoc.
-Forget about the gorgeous, no-good Genie who left me at the altar... so to speak.
-Stay away from Genies until the end of time.
-Join Poseidon's embarrassingly named online dating service for Immortals and get back into the game.
What could go wrong?
