Publisher's Synopsis
Mittens Peed in moms laptop case. Benny rubbed dead racoon all over his face. Alex bit off your left pinky toe. Polly chewed your eye and even swallowed. Fluffy can't stop bringing home dead birds. Homer ate too many animal turds. Barbie coughed up a lot of hairballs. This dog got anxious and scratched up a wall. Bo-bo always smells like piss. Rex is about to have a meeting with dads fists. This cat attacked your pet hamster named Duke. We're putting Chucky down because he always pukes. Kramer went to the pound for having smelly shits. This cat is in trouble for throwing hissy fits. Foster Stained the freshly cleaned carpet. Mimi shreds everything we bring home from the market. Cody drags his dirty ass on the clean floor. Tigger hides dead rodents behind the closet door. Winston tore off your moms pretty face. Tony ate the dog. so we sent him to a nice place.
