Publisher's Synopsis
Online dating is the worst.
It could kill you.
In Susan's case, literally.
Join sardonic Detective Ned as he grills the strangest online daters in his quest to find out what happened to the dead woman.
Who did she converse with, was it the man hiding behind his plant?
Or the one who had toys on his profile picture?
Who ghosted her, the pizza eater?
The monkey owner?
The man with stickers all over his face?
Most importantly, which one of these men killed her?
And why?
Join Ned in this wild ride as he traipses through Florida interviewing the dregs of online dating.
Choose the alternate ending out of three that you like the best. Man or woman, anyone who has dated online will laugh, cry, and want to throw this book against the wall in communal frustration. After you've got it all out, come to tremorinthehills.com and write your own ending to Pairs. Or share your own real, *redacted* crazy stories.
