Publisher's Synopsis
Where else can you read about zombies, the 3,869,384,796 different genders, poor service from your cable company, the Tabuk Goatherding Mujahadeen of Arabia (the sports team), Scandinavian chimichangas, a half vampire and half umpire who memorizes baseball statistics, a drug that makes you quack like a duck, the Oobaooba Foundation for Psychotics, the IQ of nitrogen, and a musical featuring dancing parachute riggers, all in one place?
