Publisher's Synopsis
Santa Claus has been institutionalized with multiple personality disorder. With Ol' St. Nick out of the way, Jack Frost has turned the North Pole into a Vegas-style resort, complete with elf escorts, mentally bent reindeer who race in the Reindeer Games and armed elves. With the help of the Angels who run the North Pole Herald newspaper, can two humans return the North Pole to its former glory after being thrown into this crazy mission? Catch the casinos, the racing reindeer with horrible attitudes and even more horrible language, the elves with semi-automatics and yes, there's Nutcracker warfare! No Christmas icon is spared in this darkly, twisted Christmas tale with a heart! Join the Revolution. Take back Christmas! This is a darkly twisted comedy that is "Recommended for Mature Readers."
