Publisher's Synopsis
OMLET: Om... but with Breakfast
By Krishna Mohan Avancha
"Inner peace is fine and all-until your tummy rumbles louder than your mantras."
What happens when enlightenment meets eggs sunny side up?
In this side-splitting third installment of the wildly loved Monkin' series, our favorite ex-marketer-turned-monk returns-this time, armed with a ladle, a griddle, and a philosophical crisis sparked by hunger.
After surviving a cat who gave unsolicited life coaching (Monksta) and trying to go full zen while dodging Gen Z burnout (Zenial), he now faces his toughest spiritual test yet: breakfast.
Ashram life was supposed to be all about fasting, chanting, and transcending earthly desires. But let's be honest-try doing that before your first cup of chai.
Enter: "OMLET"-a soulful scramble of satire, self-help, and sambar.
From secret ashram recipes with more butter than Brahma would allow, to deep insights like "You can't be one with the universe on an empty stomach," this book delivers belly laughs and belly wisdom in equal measure.
Featuring:
The Breakfast Sutras - Spiritual insights that oddly go well with toast.
Eggistential Crises - When your mind says "meditate" but your body screams "masala dosa."
Guru vs Grandma - Who really runs the ashram kitchen? (Spoiler: It's not the guru.)
Cat Cameos - Of course the enlightened feline is back... and now he critiques cooking.
Why You'll Love This Book:
If The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari met Chef, and they both watched Mr. Bean.
Perfect for fans of Eat Pray Love, but wish it included idlis.
For spiritual seekers who aren't above seeking seconds.
"OMLET" reminds us that true awakening often begins with the sound of a sizzling tawa.
Pre-order now and receive a bonus chapter: "The 5-Minute Mindful Masala Mix"
Read it. Laugh with it. Reflect on it. Just don't read it hungry.
Ready to turn your Om into Omlette?
This book's not just a read-it's your inner brunch.
