Publisher's Synopsis
Most people don't grow up. Most people age. They find parking spaces, honor their credit cards, get married, have children, and call that maturity. What that is, is aging.
Wondering whether your doctor's actually out of diapers yet? Giving some thought to measuring your age by laughter lines rather than birthdays? Remember when it was several rooms per computer, and not vice-versa?
Still, it could be worse. At least you've got a great excuse to refuse those darned family picnics, and besides, as George Burns said, "Glad to be here? At my age, I'm glad to be anywhere."
The thing is, when it comes to aging, there's no time off for good behavior. So you might as well settle back with this excellent selection of humor and insight - collected by the author and have some fun. Inside, you'll find wit and wisdom on all manner of topics related to getting older, divided into convenient categories for your every whim. With over a thousand quotes and jokes, you're in for a great time.
