Publisher's Synopsis
Do your children churn through clothes like models doing a spring runway show? Are you exhausted by runny noses, babies crying, snack requests and keeping your offspring alive?
Mothers today are weighed down by the stress of isolation, societal expectations and endless dirty laundry. Sometimes women just need to know that there is someone out there who cares. Someone who totally sucks at mothering basics just like them.
There is a way to feel connection, laugh your head off and learn to enjoy motherhood again. In "Mom Life Versus the Apocalypse", Megan Whitmer brings back the fun to your daily grind.
"Mom Life Versus The Apocalypse" is the perfect escape to the inner workings of a mother who finds the hilarious in everyday disasters including:
-Personal milk production
-Pee: not your own
-Pee: your own
-Dirty laundry
-Homeschooling
-Kissing closets
-Mommy muzzles
Veteran mother and expert chicken nugget maker Megan Whitmer, uses her nonstop crazy life with five kids to teach lessons fit for a zombie apocalypse, natural disaster or a super annoying pandemic.
By sharing her stories and advice she has ensured that you will find that connection you've been missing. If you have a mom, are a mom or hope to someday be a mom you need this book in your life.
If you love the humor of Jen Hatmaker and the soul of Glennon Doyle you will enjoy this unique and heartwarming walk into the chaos that is motherhood. From delivering your child to kindergarten on their first day, to figuring out how to still want to make love when the bed is covered in laundry, you won't regret this hilarious, uplifting and often-time poignant view of a mom's life.
