Publisher's Synopsis
Just Think, it is Election Deception Time, once again, when we all get to Vote for one of 2 or 3 or more WRong Political Parties ― none of which have any "Guaranteed Solutions" for anything, except for our Selected KING; but, all of them have Legitimate Complaints about the Economical and Political Situations at hand. Yes, some of them have gone so far as to Post their Best Solutions on their Websites, which, at best, are Extremely Childish, when Compared with the "Guaranteed Solutions" of "The Worldwide People's Revolution!" Indeed, this Inspired Book will make that Crystal Clear to all Dedicated Readers, who accept it Seriously: beCause Elections are very SERIOUS Subjects, when you Think about them, and what Great Troubles that Ignorant People can get themselves into ― such as World War 3! Yes, just a simple little TWEET or Twitter could do it. Therefore, as a Sincere Elector, we Trust you to Study this Inspired Book, called: "Mark Twain Races for the PRESIDENCY with a Landslide VICTORY!" (The 2020 Presidential Candidates Desperately Need Some STRONG Undefeatable COMPETITION!) By The Worldwide People's Revolution!(R) Book 033B, which comes in several Different Versions in Color and in Black and White, in Various Sizes and Prices. For Example, the least Expensive Edition is 8.5 by 11-inches in Black and White, while the most Expensive Edition is 6 by 9-inches in full Color. The CONDENSED Version is also much less Expensive than the Full Book; but, of course, it is missing a LOT of Important Information. However, the Condensed Version contains the Basic overall Message that will Light your Fire, as they say, which is the Correct Edition to Share with your Friends, Relatives and Naaberz, who might be Pressed for TIME. After all, the Work Slaves barely have enough Time to even Stop and THINK with a Capital T.
