Publisher's Synopsis
You wouldn't believe it, but besides my long earlobes, I'm also a kung fu master! Guess what weapon I'm using? Actor Cao Cao is on the line! Did you think I was going to kill you? No, I just thought it was a pretty sword, so I was flashing it at you. You can have it if you want. I'm Dong Zhuo, I'm a real idol, I'm handsome and I can fight, why do people cast a big fat guy to play me? Why do they cast fat guys to play me? There were talk shows during the Three Kingdoms period? Let's take a look at Cao Cao's famous "Moon Festival Review"! We agreed to fight one-on-one, but why did we turn it into "Three Heroes vs. Lu Bu" and have a bunch of people clapping their hands? Do you think I, Lu Bu, can't count?
