Publisher's Synopsis
Did you guys know that the Jews think they're gonna run the world someday? I'm serious. They think they're gonna run the world... and we're all gonna be their servants or something. ... - not like in a forced way, but like, we're all gonna think they're so awesome we're just gonna wanna do it.
And I was like, "well, what if I don't wann'u? What if I don't wanna be your servant?" and they're like, "you will... ... ... youuuu wiiiiiiiill."
So, it got me thinking - what is it gonna be about these Jewy Jewy Jewdrops that's gonna be so incredibly awesome we're not gonna wanna say no to it?
And like, what's it gonna look like, logistically, when we all become beguiled into a life of servitude? ... Am I still gonna work my job. ... and just like, be a servant on the weekends? ... Or am I just gonna be like a butler the whole time?
Maybe if I answer these questions first I can get ahead of this thing, ... and get like, a better position amongst the servant hierarchy. I don't think I could be a landscaper, you guys. I don't think I could drop all the way down from having advanced degrees in multiple fields to being a lawn mower kid again. I just don't think I could do it.
Oh!! And we might just be solving some all-time legendary mysteries along the way. ... - like what manna from heaven actually was.
Huh!!! D:
And yes... ... it's awesome.
I've'said'too'much...
