Publisher's Synopsis
The lovely Carrie (oops, Madam Carrie as it were ...), her of the "Holle" (her version of "Hello" apparently). Mike Watson mentions that he first met this lady when hunting for an apartment in China - and that part is 100% true, my friend. Oh yes, it's true ... and funnily enough or not I ended up in the exact same apartment for the exact same reasons mentioned in the book - and Madam knows it as well.The subtitle talks about a thin line between fantasy and reality, and it's as true as it "rings", hehe.Ah, the lovely Madam Carrie ... the lovely, "boadcious" and NOT classically "beautiful" (in fact, some might even say "fat"!) lady - 23 year old that I met fleetingly for a while when I was apartment hunting way back in 2017 ...The gorgeous nails that stuck in my mind - - those long fingernails, painted just the perfect shade of white (mixed with ...well, you'll have to read the book to find out - but rest assured you won't forget once you "see" 'em!) ...The lovely, pale skinned, milky white voluptous thighs ... The voice that struck AWE and lust in me in equal measures ...And the confidence, of course. The sheer CONFIDENCE - some might say ARROGANCE - and BRATTINESS (topped only by Madam Joyce - the ULTIMATE QUEEN as it were - but I haven't got that book out as yet!) ...Is it any wonder - that a book slated to run ONE volume - ran FOUR - fifth in the works?Is it any wonder that Madam Carrie spawned OTHER books - - such as "Miss V Beauty Salon? ?And NO - I was never her boyfriend ... and never will be!
