Publisher's Synopsis
A humorous tongue and cheek view of the bowel movement. This is a book everyone in the world can relate to because we all do it! "Log On" has detailed chapters on the intricacies and oddities of taking a dump. The second half of the book has individualized, embarrassing stories we can all relate to in some way or another. A perfect companion for your toilet, coffee table or tablet, it will keep you laughing and inspired. Kelly Gray has definitely hit a comedic nerve with this hilarious look at topics ranging from toilet paper, wiping, diet, diarrhea, skid marks, shitting your pants in public and more. This book will change your life and hopefully bring us all together in an ever increasingly separatist society. We all need something in common to bring us together and this book may be just the ticket.
