Publisher's Synopsis
I have never lived where there were so many turkeys in town and I'm not talking about your neighbor, the gal on the phone in front of you, or the guy who is blocking your driveway! But in the town that I live now there are turkeys everywhere! Some are taller than the cars which stop to let them cross. When someone beeps their horn it makes them run back and forth on the road, confused about which way to go.
