Publisher's Synopsis
However impossible it may seem, the man who brought you Celebrity Apprentice and the world's most famous comb over is going to be President of the United States. If you're one of the many who are threatening to leave the country, this guide will help you do so. This Quick and Dirty Guide to leaving an America run (into the ground) by Trump will help you to find a comfortable and peaceful place to watch the steady decline of your homeland. Moving from one neighborhood to another is stressful enough. Moving to a new country can be overwhelming for even the most organized American, but this book will provide you tips on how to: -Acquire tourist, resident, and work visas -Assess the work force of different countries -Navigate through language barriers and real estate prospects -Become an extra in a Bollywood movie -Prepare for concessions that must be made for various cultures -Assess the risks of working without a work visa -Avoid financial pitfalls -Join the Israel Defense Force
