Publisher's Synopsis
West Rand University - Where everyone's on strike and the points don't matter. Figuring out how to extract a degree from this monument to apathy isn't the only challenge facing freshman Jamie Rogers. His parking is so remote he gets sunburned walking to class. He hasn't found a bathroom clean enough to use. Exams are harder than he expected; so is Dungeons and Dragons. To top things off, real women are unaffected by the pickup lines he learned from TV. Luckily for Jamie, the geekiest club on campus has his back, even if they can't remember his name. With their help, Jamie just might live the student life after all. That is, if their antics don't get him arrested.