Publisher's Synopsis
This book will moisturize your ashy elbow, negate your unpaid parking tickets, and defend your hairline against all threats - foreign and domestic. That's a lie, but you knew that. You also know that life can feel like a cruel joke, particularly on Mondays. This book was written to help you persevere, laugh, and excel despite whatever storms life might throw your way. This book is the result of a Google Doc and a dream.
