Publisher's Synopsis
A dozen stories! Each one truer than the last! John Wayne Comunale, Houston's greatest Renaissance man and author of bizarro fiction, including: Aunt Poster (Eraserhead Press); Charge Land (Rooster Republic); and Porn Star Retirement Plan (New Kink Books); he has split his imagination like wet pine over and over again... ...But! for this book, Comunale has forsaken his fertile imagination in order to give you the most bizarro kind of stories an author can tell: real, 100% true stories. John Wayne Lied To You: A Mostly True Account of the Adventures of a Modern Day Hero If you can't live the adventure, then you can certainly read about it.
