Publisher's Synopsis
T Phillious Loyd has been writing satire ever since he stopped sucking his thumb, which is to say he hasn't been writing it very long at all. Nonetheless, he is the first and only person ever to place a piece of satire in Forbes Magazine. The following satiric pieces are outtakes from the T Philoneous Loyd collection, Jelly Donut Flavored Edible Panties.