Publisher's Synopsis
Ivan is chased by a spaceship across a creek on foot as it shoots nuclear beams at him he knows this forest and he knows the terrain he keeps over fences and runs thru a paddock then a spot light shines on him and tears up the ground I from of him as nuclear burst blow up the dirt he serpentine yelling running with both arms punching the air and his legs not touching the ground as he sprints for his life the noise is horrendous supersonic electrical currents zap the earth and smash thru trees and rocks the space ship rocketing above the tree line as Ivan gets to a rock wall and then leaps up with his boot he finds a hole then leaps up and grabs onto vines then hurls himself up as the space ships tears thru the trees with powerful nuclear bursts trees explode around him and he leaps over a creek and splashes in the water running to the other side he is out in the open he turns around then fires at the space ship boom he turns and keeps sprinting then takes the high road up a path he gets to the same height as the space ship then turns and fires he hits the top of it and it makes a gear crouching noise he keeps shooting at the cockpit and shatters the glass then keeps firing plasma boots the space ship hits the cliff and crashes Ivan is pissed off with whoever this is he sprints down the hill then leaps onto the spaceship then runs over to the cockpit and tries to heave the hatch open it is locked Ivan gets the plasma canon then keeps his finger on the trigger and heats up the cockpit and keeps burning shoves inside gas to come out soon he holsters his axe and then whoosh the cockpit opens and two Chinese come coughing out of it Ivan stomps over to the first one and with a giant swing of his plasma he hits him for a six holstering his axe he grabs the next one then upper cuts his helmet straight off then head butts him and breaks his nose then slams his head into the space ship knocking him out he runs and leaps off the space ship as the other one is getting up dazed and confused Ivan leaps on him with a flying knee from up high argh he yells as Ivan lands on his chest with his knee them stomps on his balls then grabs him and drags him towards the cliff then throws his head into it helmet and all Ivan gets rope from his parachute then strings him upside down then goes him to the wing of the spaces ship then climbs up whistling to the other one who is clearly knocked out calling them names and taunting him Ivan calls him Jackie Chan then goes hey Jackie come and join your mate where did you go you slippery son of a bitch Ivan looks around for him he can see him helmet then hears hiya and is kicked in the back and Ivan goes to fall off the spaceship he takes out his axe and smashes it into the cockpit glass and stops himself from falling off in the meantime the pilot runs then does a karate kick over the cockpit saying hiya then kicks Ivan in the head Ivan falls back and then drops off the side of the ship the pilot goes to see where he landed then whack Ivan snatches his ankle then throws him off Ivan is hanging on his axe in the space ship he managed to dig it in and save himself from going over Ivan looks below as the pilot is impaled on a snapped tree trunk the splinters and spoke tree sticking up thru his chest and body as he bleeds out spasming Ivan unhook the axe then drops down and swings himself away from the impaling tree trunk he walks past it on the way to the stringed up other pilot now for some questions Ivan asks as he throws his plasma strap over his shoulder then just shines the sharp axes metal reflection into the pilots eyes Ivan curses knowing the next thing he going to hear is not going to be English what are you doing here Ivan asks then the pilot nods his head Ivan exhales trying to refrain from killing him before he gets some sort of clue he kicks his head like a soccer ball and he swings backwards on the rope then comes back like a punching bag Ivan stops him with his boot then double taps his forehead..