Publisher's Synopsis
I have written a few things, books, poetry and such. I have read a LOT of books in my life (far too many to count) and I have realized that we live in a world fueled by unicorn farts and leprechaun sneezes.... But, enough about my weekend...) You are probably wondering what "It's a Poop Sneeze" is all about (or what it even means). Well, to answer that, you'll have to buy my book... FAIR WARNING: ALL semblance of PC (No, Not Personal Computers, but Political Correctness) has been abandoned in favor of honest observation and humor. If you are easily offended, I still suggest buying this book and then giving it, as an AMAZINGLY great gift, to your friends who aren't as wimpy as you are. Either way, for yourself or someone else, I fully encourage you to buy this book. In fact, I encourage you to buy HUNDREDS of copies of this book and start handing them out on Halloween in lieu of candy to children. Inspired by the styles of different writers and comedians such as Dave Barry, Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy and even the likes of Rodney Carrington, I tend to find the funny even where it seems to be hidden. Laugh or cry, I choose laugh.
