Publisher's Synopsis
Quentin Tipper enlisted because he didn't want to stay a two-bit hustler like his father.
Alvin Phish enlisted to impress his fiancé's father, the Admiral.
Together, two nobodies become members of the Intergalactic Space Force and become . . . still nobodies. But when the ISF is attacked by the mysterious Femen, these two nobodies must answer the call to action.
Warning! This book contains raunchy humor and should not be read by those offended by:
Accidental Exhibitionism
Mechanophillia
Suicidal robots
Militant feminists
Politics
The music of Kenny G
