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Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even." --Horace
In America, sex is an obsession. In other parts of the world, it's a fact." --Marlene Dietrich
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and sixty." --Jack Nicholson
It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase as pretty as an airport' appear." --Douglas Adams
I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it." --Clarence Darrow
If it's called USA Today, why is all the news from yesterday? Bam! Busted!" --Stephen Colbert
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." --Phyllis Diller