Publisher's Synopsis
Pity poor Robin Hood. Any red-blooded young Saxon can rob from the rich to give to the poor, win every archery contest in seven shires and keep seven-score rowdy, randy Merry Men under control. But those feats are not what made him a hero - he did it all while wearing too tight tights. This is why he is so celebrated - what outline did Maid Marian see etched against the crotch of those tights? Friar Tuck wisely said that Robin Hood was an outlaw who could not be hanged - because the womenfolk in Nottingham knew he was already well hung!
