Publisher's Synopsis
In the tradition of the classic kids rhyme "Miss Susie Had a Steamboat", I Swear, I'm Not Swearing lets your kids live on the edge and say funny phrases that sound like swearing... without fear of punishment. Mix a screwball rhyme with absurd pictures and mock-swearing... What kid could resist?
Inappropriate? Yes.
Hilarious & Laugh Out Loud Funny? You bet your big booty!
Between the ages of 7 - 12, rude humor is the best entertainment for your money! This book provides silly fun and a memorable childhood rite of passage... testing the limits of what you can get away with saying. Yes, it's rude and inappropriate, but you will delight in sharing this mischievous rhyme with your kids. Flabbergast your rugrats by laughing along with them!
