How to Crack a Kringle

How to Crack a Kringle

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Publisher's Synopsis

"How to Crack a Kringle" is a fun, tongue-in-cheek tale about the little known year Santa supposedly ended Christmas and walked away with a broken heart. For naughty and nice, ages 8-99.

The dedicated and well-meaning creatures of the North Pole decided to rally together and deliver Christmas all by themselves. Much rejoicing and pats on the back followed.

In a nutshell, it could have gone better. Much, much better.

Unfortunately, I cannot promise that no elves were harmed during the telling of this story. Thank goodness they had spares.


Excerpt from "How to Crack a Kringle"
There are Christmas nonbelievers who the spirit do not grasp.
These sad anti-Kringle loathers make a Yeti want to gasp.

Justifying their intentions as they stomp upon your toes.
Grasping straws to try to blame their naughty actions on their woes.

There's something lurking in this tale that may be worth a careful listen.
Perhaps a twinge of the familiar that makes your brow begin to glisten.

For if Christmas were to fall from frosty pedestal of grace,
which of dearest things to YOU may disappear without a trace?

Enjoy!
JDK
Author Homepage: www.bewarethereenie.com

Book information

ISBN: 9798987812556
Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp
Imprint: John David Kegg
Pub date:
Language: English
Number of pages: 78
Weight: 272g
Height: 279mm
Width: 216mm
Spine width: 5mm