Publisher's Synopsis
Are you struggling in life? Do you dream of living the good life on a yacht in the Bahamas with a crew of scantily clad women (or men) serving your every needs? Does this feel like a get-rich-quick infomercial that you might see at two in the morning while you're drunk watching TV in your underwear and eating stale, left-over pizza? If yes to all of those, then you need to read, How to be a Millionaire Today: A Humorous MisGuided Guide to Getting Rich Quick. How to be a Millionaire Today is the ultimate book on how to get rich for people who have tried every other method of getting wealthy and failed miserably and just need a good laugh along with a stiff drink. In this book, there are several proven methods to actually get rich like, Use the Secret, Become a Slumlord Airbnb Host, Run for Congress, and Start a For-Profit Non-Profit, along with several unproven and completely ridiculous ways to get rich like, Start a Fight Club, Become a Pimp, Commit Insurance Fraud, and Become a Drug Dealer. Whether you're a struggling entrepreneur or a fry cook at Denny's, there is something in this book that will make you laugh and advice that will help get you into the top 1% of the 1%.
