Publisher's Synopsis
"Hi, GOD here. I'm here to talk about Creation. How I created the Universe."What would happen if astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson and comic Mel Brooks collaborated on retelling the story of creation? It might be something as hilariously charming and informative as "How Mrs. God and I Created the Universe." GOD takes us on his humorous first person, 14-billion-year retelling of how he created the universe - from the creation of the stars and planets to that fateful day in the Garden of Eden and why He loves pizza. His recap is a playful and funny mash-up of astrophysics, human nature, biology, chemistry and stand-up humor that transcends science and religion. You will smile and at times laugh out loud as GOD takes you through his innocent observations on life today; subtle links to pop culture; surprise when things actually work; humble acceptance of errors; wild choices for Earth's color scheme; and giving things nerdy names. All while fielding endless suggestions from Mrs. God. After reading "How Mrs. God and I Created the Universe" you will never look at flowers, trees, fish, the seas, rocks, gems, men nor the Book of Genesis the same way again. REACTIONS TO"HOW MRS. GOD AND I CREATED THE UNIVERSE "You will find yourself laughing out loud every couple of minutes."- D Horst"To my dying day, I believe GOD had something to do with that asteroid."- Mr. T-Rex "Who says size doesn't matter."- Pluto "We would have had no trouble completing the job on time. But the change orders were killing us."- Seven Day Construction Company"A fast and fun read!"- KL"Sure. Us yellow sponges just floated aimlessly around. We were homeless."- Bob "I followed the script. I sang. I cajoled. I was convincing. And what did it get me?- The Eden Snake "It's upsetting. They played so well together when they were little."- Adam "He puts me on a rock and tells me to breathe. Next thing you know, I'm being blamed for a catastrophe."- The First Oxygen Emitting Bacteria"We put a great band together. Then He sucks all the air out of space. No one could hear us. All we wanted was a little air-time."- The Star Fusion Sound Machine "You will enjoy the author's humor and learn a little bit of science along the way."- ASG"Stop with the Green Men already."- Mars "Mrs. God takes one look at us and immediately conceives Bouillabaisse."- The Mollusk Society "I like the name Rose. Please don't call me by any other name."- Rose "I'm not just a big dumb gassy planet catching errant asteroids. Isn't there anything else He could have said about me?"- Jupiter "His first words to me were 'just don't make any waves.'"- The Moon "I'm glad we shared the apple. That left the lemon for the grilled salmon."- Eve "You mean if I had just a three-letter name, all of this could have been mine."- Alpha Centauri "In a humorous and entertaining way, this book reveals the scientific laws of nature and how they worked to create our diverse universe, our planet and our humanity. - The Author
